Nielson's Nation Of One

Bowler Shoots Himself While Bowling

On Tuesday night, a guy at the Jupiter Lanes bowling alley in Jupiter, Florida was bowling with a GUN in the pocket of his shorts.  Just in case the terrorists' next target is a bowling alley in southeast Florida on a Tuesday?

Anyway, as he stepped up to bowl, he swung the bowling ball back, it brushed up against his gun . . . and accidentally made it FIRE.

And he took a bullet STRAIGHT to the thigh.

He was taken to the hospital, but his injuries aren't considered life threatening.

He must've had a concealed carry permit, because the police said he won't be facing any charges. 

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Leafs Blow It

The Maple Leafs played extremely well against the Bruins in this series but the bottom line is they pretty much did something like this tonight. 

Eskimos Sign WR and RB

The Eskimos announced a couple of signing todays. 

Rico Wallace
Wide Receiver (import)
College: Shenandoah
Born: May 25, 1990 – Hanover, MD
Height: 6.03
Weight: 215

John White
Running Back (import)
College: Utah
Born: April 7, 1991 – Torrance, CA
Height: 5.08
Weight: 186

Woman Shakes Her Boobs....Not Sure Why

I thought the Red Wings beat the Ducks for a pair off reasons last night, Datsyuk and Brunner, but apparently it may have been because of the distraction below. 

I'm not to sure why she's shaking her own boobs, I'm not opposed to it but why is she trying to distract the glass guy? She should have been shaking those things in the direction of Jonas Hiller. 

On a side note, Pavel Datsyuk's game tying goal was incredible last night, we truly aren't worthy of watching him weave his magic. 

Incredible Call of Messi Goal

Every once in a while you will get a call that is so amazing you just have to toss it in the Morning Show Audio Vault. This is one of them. Enjoy. 

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